Video Games Are Fun
August 31st, 2008 by Marty PicklemanA photo essay by Marty Pickleman, Grade 5
I like video games. They are fun.
Sometimes I carry my video games in a green box.
I unfold them like this.
My sister likes to scare me by hiding in the box and jumping out.
If she beats me at Tetris, I fold her back up.
If I win, she makes a bowl of chunky butter cubes.
Sometimes my friends come over.
If there isn’t enough room, we become tiny.
If there’s too much room, we get really old.
Some days, I play video games without cords.
Some days, I play them without looking at the TV.
And some days, I play them without being white.
Video games are fun.
August 31st, 2008 at 8:15 pm
Sometimes i play them naked…..
(insert picture here)
September 1st, 2008 at 9:20 am
Hahaha. But lemme be the first to say the “playing without being white” thing is kinda offensive, and I’m white.
September 1st, 2008 at 10:16 am
I love you Kitsune, even though you are white. I am sorry that I offended your race.
September 1st, 2008 at 4:06 pm
Hehehe 🙂
September 2nd, 2008 at 9:04 am
Sometimes I play them too long: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/4137782.stm
Layne
October 25th, 2008 at 11:31 am
Sometimes I pla- OH MY GOD, COOL BOARDERS!
November 13th, 2008 at 5:26 am
Though I know some people may be offended by it, I personally couldn’t help but literally laugh out loud when I read the “some days, I play them without being white” one.
(and if anyone is curious what race I am when I say that, my answer is “human”)
December 24th, 2008 at 12:14 am
hahaah, WELL DONE! I really laughed out loud on this one!
January 20th, 2009 at 1:09 am
Did Benj find fome old dank reefer in his grannies cedar chest?
This is the weirdest thing I ‘ve ever seen on this site.
I lol’d and woke up my daughter!
Now my wife is angry.
“Sometimes I play … sleeping on the couch.”
Oops!
January 20th, 2009 at 11:23 am
Matskat,
I’ll tell Marty that you liked it.
June 3rd, 2009 at 8:37 pm
I Want One.
June 17th, 2009 at 1:25 am
Hahaha!
August 6th, 2009 at 8:48 pm
Am I supposed to be hearing all of those voices? Am I supposed to be hearing anybody else’s voice except my own? How come you know what they are saying even though they are inside my mind? How come the voices sometimes know things I couldn’t possibly know? Why did they do this to me? Other people think that what is happening to me is entertaining. Did you do this to me as a life-ending practical joke?
I do not know the answers to these questions and my sanity is slipping more each day, to the applause and jeers of the evil, generic demons who follow me daily.
August 7th, 2009 at 1:19 am
woa, whats with the expression on that old guy? O_o creepy
August 7th, 2009 at 8:44 am
COOL MOFUGGING BOARDERS!
August 7th, 2009 at 4:54 pm
what in the world are chunky butter cubes ????? and i play upside down
August 7th, 2009 at 5:00 pm
also you guys should look at photoshopdisasters.com …
August 8th, 2009 at 1:30 am
Good stuff. And I don’t think referencing that people come in different colors is exactly offensive.
August 8th, 2009 at 1:45 am
Absolutely Brilliant!
August 9th, 2009 at 7:16 am
Sometimes I play them while thinking about the game. Oh shit, I lost the game and so did you. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
August 9th, 2009 at 12:48 pm
wah, wah, something on the internet offends me. wah wah
August 11th, 2009 at 4:43 pm
Rather odd to see a Dreamcast copy of Hydro Thunder with only a Playstation in sight.
August 13th, 2009 at 6:36 pm
Some days, I accidentally the whole game.
August 15th, 2009 at 4:22 pm
what the shit is that kid playing a monster truck game with what appears to be a monster-truck-running-over-a-car controller?
on a side note, why is typing ‘wozniak’ required to post a comment?
BONUS: if anyone can tell me which PS game had a cheat code MACS R POO, you get a cookie 🙂
September 23rd, 2010 at 5:38 pm
OH MY GOD, CALLING ATTENTION TO THE FACT THAT NOT EVERYONE IS THE SAME COLOUR? THAT IS SO OFFENSIVE.
May 17th, 2013 at 8:19 am
isa, I hope you are joking, right?
Nerds and Geeks like us are far too intelligent to fall for Political Correctness. We will save that for the people with “Different I.Q.’s…”