[ Ulaf Silchov is an expert in video games and computers. He also writes for “Svadlost Weekly” and “The Simpler Thymes Drug-Free Newsletter” ]

ULAF HERE AGAIN WITH ANOTHER INSTANCE OF MY MIND’S WRITINGS. THIS WRITINGS CONTAIN TOP SECRETS ON HOW TO EAT THE VIDEO GAMES. ULAF MEAN REALLY EAT THEM, AS TO DO AND TO PASS THROUGH THE BODY AS NUTRIENT, OR KUDGE SLAW VISKOS, A NATIVE DISH OF ULAF’S COUNTRY.

IT IS FULL OF THE TIPS LEARNED FROM MASTERS AFAR AND AWIDE, GAINED IN KNOWLEDGE THROUGH MY MIND (THROUGH BOOKS CONVEYED BELOW) AND PUSHED FORWARD TO YOUR MIND THROUGH THE MAGIC OF TUBS, AS THE JOKE GOES. THROUGH THE GLORIOUS INTERTUBS WEBNET. AS MY MIND FINDS IT FUNNY.

THE FAVORITE FOODS

BUT FIRST. BEFORE THE BOOKS ON EATING THE VIDEO GAMES, ULAF SHARES WITH MY PERSONS NOW THE FAVORITE FOODS OF MY MIND:

IT ABOVE IS THE THE HAMBURGLAR, A NATIVE FOOD OF THE AMERICAS COUNTRY. UPON FLOWING TO THIS AMERICAS ULAF EAT MANY OF THESE HAMBURGLAR WHEN MY MIND IS HUNGRY TO EAT. THAT IS TRULY WHY, THEY SPOKE OF AMERICAS TO BE THE PLACE OF THE OPPORTUNITY. AND THEN MY MIND STOPS.

BOOKS NUMBER ONE

NOW HERE THERE IS. THE FIRST TIPS OF THE EATINGS OF THE VIDEO GAMES SPRUNG FROM BOOKS BY THE FAMOUS AUTHOR KNOWN MOSTLY AS THE WIZARD IN FINER CIRCLES. THE BOOKS IS CALLED, “HOW TO EAT THE VIDEO GAMES,” AS YOUR MIND WILL SEE WHY:

IN THIS BOOKS, WIZARD TELLS ULAF THAT THE VIDEO GAMES CALLED AS “PAC-MAN” LAUNCHED FORWARD AS THE DISH TO BE SERVED TO SPANISH SPEAKING PEOPLES OF THE LOWER AMERICAS. DON’T ASK MY MIND WHY IS THIS, BUT IF THE WIZARD TELLS IT TO BE TRUE, THEN IT IS MUST BE. ALSO LEARNED IN THIS BOOKS IS THE SECRET TIP THAT WHEN EATING THE “DEFENDER” VIDEO GAMES, TO NOT PERFORM SPRINKLINGS OF SALTY, AS IT MIGHT KILL THE SLUGS THAT LIVE WITHIN ITS POWER. ULAF RECOMMEND AND GAVE IT TWELVE STARS. ************

BOOKS NUMBER TWO

THE SECRET MAN KNOWN AS “USTON” IN FINER CIRCLES PREVIOUSLY TAUGHT ULAF TO THE BUYING AND THEN THE CAREFULLY BEATING OF THE VIDEO GAMES. NOW COMES THIS FOLLOWER TO HIS BOOKS WITH TITLE: “HOW TO BUYING AND EATING THE HOME VIDEO GAMES.” LET US LOOK ACROSS IT AS ONE.

IMPORTANT ULAF TIP: YOUR MIND MUST ALWAYS REMEMBER TO THE BUYING OF THE VIDEO GAMES BEFORE THE EATING. ONE DAYTIME ULAF PERFORMED THE EATING BEFORE THE BUYING AND GREW IN MUCH TROUBLE WITH A LOCAL SUPERMAN MARKETPLACE. MY MIND HUNGERED LIKE THE FAMOUS SINISTAR AND GORGED UPON THE FROSTED WET BAGELS WITHOUT REGARD TO THOSE WHO CREATE THEM. BUT ULAF WILL NOT DISGUST THAT NOW.

THE TIP IN THIS BOOKS DEAL PROMINENT WITH FISSURES AND WHOLESALE WEIGHT PRICES OF THE VIDEO GAMES IN SUPERMAN MARKETPLACES. IF YOUR MIND FOLLOWS TO ONE SUCH MARKETPLACE, YOUR MIND MUST KNOW HOW TO PERFORM THE BUYING AND THE WEIGHING OF THE VIDEO GAMES, FOR TO GET THE FAIREST PRICES ON THE GOODS. “USTON” TELLS THAT THE “JOUST” SHOULD COSTS NO GREATER THAN $3.60 A POUNDS, EVEN IN KENTUCKY WHERE THE JOUST IS RARE AND HIGHLY PRIZED LIKE SPARKLY DEMONS (ULAF ONCE BOUGHT A DEMON RING FOR A GIRLS BUT THEY LOST IT). USTON ALSO TELLS OF “DONKEY KONG,” A RARE SUMATRAN MEATS THAT IS GOOD EATINGS, UNLIKE MOST THE VIDEO GAMES WHICH ARE MOSTLY TOUGH AND SINEW. ON SALE, IT PURVEYS FOR LIKEWISE FIFTEEN DOLLARS A POUNDS. THAT IS GOOD EATINGS MY PERSONS!

ULAF RECOMMEND AND GAVE IT FIVE AMPERSANDWICHES. &&&&&

SOMEONE ASK ULAF

THIS IS FROM ANOTHER NOTE. SOME OF MY ULTIMATE READER PERSONS ALWAYS WRITES ULAF TO ASK, “ULAF, DOES GODS REALLY EXISTS?” TO WHICH ULAF RESPAWN, “DOES YOUR MIND REALLY EXISTS?” ULAF HAVE NOT SEEN THE PROOF OF IT. WHO KNOWS WHAT EXISTS AND NOT DOES. ULAF ONLY SUSPECT THAT THE VIDEO GAMES DOES EXIST AND THAT ULAF EXISTS TO BEAT THEM. IF GODS IS A REAL PERSONS, OR EVEN A ELKS, THEN GODS MUST LOVE TO BEAT THE VIDEO GAMES, MUCH AS ULAF. LIKE A LOBSTER MONARCH, ULAF RAMBLE. ENOUGH PHILHARMONIC FOR TODAY.

THANK YOU FOR READING MY PERSONS. THIS IS ALL FOR NOW. UNTIL NEXT TIME THIS IS ULAF SAYING BE THE MASTER.

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