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[ Retro Scan of the Week ] The Super Gorilla Advantage

Monday, March 3rd, 2008

SNES Super Advantage - Asciiware - Gorilla Magazine Ad

It’s true: most controllers can’t stand up to the intense punishment delivered by the average Donkey Kong Country player. That’s why Asciiware created the Super Advantage joystick for the SNES. It’s built “gorilla tough” for “gorilla games.”

Woah there — don’t try using this sophisticated piece of technology on a non-gorilla game, or that tiny gorilla (pictured) will jump out of the controller and smack you. Just a warning: he goes straight for the eyes.

Discussion topic of the week: What if standard joysticks looked like this in the Atari 2600 era? How would games have been different?

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[ Retro Scan of the Week ] NCSU Computer Punch Card

Monday, February 25th, 2008

NCSU Computer Punch Card

I found this wonderfully stamped card in an old, metal, 20-drawer punch card filing cabinet that I bought from a N.C. State University surplus sale late last year. Actually, it was one of many hundreds of such cards, most of which were rubber-banded together in program stacks for the psychology department.

I’m no expert on punch card-era computers, so I’ll let the more knowledgeable amongst us do the talking. It’s a great piece of history, though. I’m currently using the card cabinet as a tool chest.

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[ Retro Scan of the Week ] Atari Beach Puzzle

Monday, February 18th, 2008

Atari Age Beach Puzzle - 1982

So this is what the famous Super Breakout Astronaut does when he’s not battling gigantic rainbow force fields.

If you haven’t noticed, this painting is a Where’s Waldo sort of exercise. Here are the instructions:

The seaside has been invaded by characters and objects from 23 different Atari games — how many of them can you identify?

Put your Atari knowledge to the test and post your guesses in the comments section below.

[ Scanned from Atari Age, July-August 1982 ]

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[ Retro Scan of the Week ] SNES Save State Device

Monday, February 11th, 2008

NakiTek Game Saver+ SNES

Who needs emulators? Accessory maker NakiTek released an innovative device called the Game Saver+ in the mid-1990s that allowed gamers to store the exact state of their game at any time to memory. As you can see by the picture, the unit worked a bit like a Game Genie, acting as a bridge between a cartridge and the SNES. While playing, you could save your game by pressing something like Select + Right Shoulder button. To restore the game state, you’d press Select + Left Shoulder button (I forgot the combinations exactly). As long the Saver unit received power — either via the SNES’s AC adapter, which passed through the unit, or AA batteries — the Game Saver+ would save your game state. It also offered a few extra features like “slow motion” play.

Unfortunately, the Game Saver+ was released too late in the life of the SNES to make much impact. I picked one up in the late 1990s on clearance at Wal-Mart for a few bucks. By that time, I was already emulating the SNES on my PC.

From what I’ve read, the Game Saver+ didn’t work too well with certain games, causing graphical glitching upon resuming your state. In my experience (I remember mostly playing Super Castlevania IV with it), it seemed to work fine — although I wouldn’t want to depend on it.

[ Scanned from Electronic Gaming Monthly, January 1995 ]

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[ Retro Scan of the Week ] TAC-2: Totally Accurate Controller

Monday, February 4th, 2008

TAC-2 Controller Ad 1983“It’s like your hand is part of the game.”

[ Scanned from Electronic Games, December 1983 ]

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[ Retro Scan of the Week 2nd Anniversary ] Father/Son Caption Contest

Monday, January 28th, 2008

VCG RSOTW Second Anniversary Caption Contest Image

In January 2006, VC&G unleashed the first-ever Retro Scan of the Week upon the world. Two years and 104 scans later, the RSOTW feature is still the only reason anybody reads this blog. In celebration of its second birthday, I figured we’d hold a contest to determine the world’s biggest RSOTW fan — VC&G’s 6th caption contest!

Your task? Simply write the funniest caption you can think of for the image above. Anyone out there may enter the contest as many times as they want by writing a comment on this post (the more, the better). I will select the winning caption a week from today and post the result. One lucky winner will receive a nude photo of Ulaf Silchov*, a year’s supply of tiny, invisible beans, and bragging rights at the next VC&G house party.

Let the games begin!

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* Just kidding. But the beans are absolutely real.

[ Retro Scan of the Week ] “What’s Wrong With Copying Software?”

Monday, January 21st, 2008

SPA Anti-Software Piracy Ad

“…and that’s why every time you copy M.U.L.E., a kitten dies.”

“Oh God, Bill. You’re making me cry.”

[ Scanned from Popular Computing, 1984 ]

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[ Retro Scan of the Week ] Paranormal Pole Position

Monday, January 14th, 2008

Atari Pole Position Ad 1983A rare scene from the ill-fated film Poltergeist IV: Poltergeist Position.

[ Scanned from Electronic Games, December 1983 ]

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[ Retro Scan of the Week ] Bill Gates, Tandy Celebrity Spokesman

Monday, January 7th, 2008

Bill Gates Tandy 2000 Ad“We were quite impressed with the speed of the Tandy 2000’s 80186 processor.”

In honor of this week’s Consumer Electronics Show (CES 2008), I’ve prepared a special RSoTW that highlights the little-known side career of its keynote speaker, Bill Gates.

Product endorsement ads like this one for the Tandy 2000 computer weren’t unusual for the Gatesmeister back in the early 1980s. Of course, those were the days before Microsoft was insanely huge, rich, and unstoppable. I wonder how much he got paid for the gig?

(P.S. Take a look at the early version of Windows featured in the ad!)

[ Scanned from Popular Computing, November 1984 ]

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[ Retro Scan of the Week ] Father Pac-Time Gobbles up the New Year

Monday, December 31st, 2007

Pac-Man Watch Ad - 1983With floating disc technology, “Pac-Man watches gobble all day long for you.”

Happy 2008!

[ Scanned from Electronic Games, December 1983 ]

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