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[ Retro Scan of the Week ] Santa’s Big Secret

Monday, December 24th, 2007

Santa Claus Computer Database List Apple II

How does Santa keep track of who’s been naughty and who’s been nice? A computer database, of course. And it runs on an Apple II.

Looks like Woz saved Christmas!

Merry Christmas from Vintage Computing and Gaming

[ Scanned from Personal Computing, December 1982 ]

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[ Retro Scan of the Week ] Hot CoCo (2) for Christmas

Monday, December 17th, 2007

TRS-80 Color Computer 2 Christmas Ad

As a sequel to last year’s “Very TRS-80 Christmas,” we have this ad for the TRS-80 Color Computer 2. I’m not sure what makes this model “better” than the first Color Computer (CoCo), aside from obvious: different keyboard, ugly case-retooling, and perhaps more RAM.

Unfortunately, this unit ages to a nasty brown and its rubber-dome keyboard isn’t much of an improvement (I still like the CoCo 1’s keyboard better). But at least Tandy saw it fit to advertise the unit with a Christmas theme, which is quite relevant to the season at hand.

[ From Computers and Electronics, December 1983 ]

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[ Retro Scan of the Week ] RB5X: Your Christmas Robot

Monday, December 10th, 2007

RB5X Robot Ad - 1983R2D2 he is not. But at least he can become a vacuum cleaner.

[ From Popular Computing, December 1983 ]

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[ Retro Scan of the Week ] Castle Wolfenstein: Bring an Allied Soldier Home for Christmas

Monday, December 3rd, 2007

Castle Wolfenstein Christmas Ad - 1982Chestnuts roasting on an open fire, jackboots kicking at your nose…

[ From Personal Computing, December 1982 ]

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[ Retro Scan of the Week ] Precursor to the Digital Camera

Monday, November 26th, 2007
Canon RC-470 Still Video Camera Advertisement

Before the digital camera, there was the “still video” camera. Sony began closing the gap between the analog world of film photography to the realm of digital computers with the release of its Mavica still video camera in 1981. By 1989, Canon marketed systems like the RC-470 (seen here) as desktop publishing accessories designed to be used in conjunction with a computer.

How did they work? Think of a CCD video camera without motion. Still video cameras captured single frames of electronic video and stored them on removable magnetic discs in an analog video format. In order to get the images onto a computer (assuming that’s what you wanted to do), each video still had to be digitized with a computer video capture device (much like today’s TV tuner cards). But it wasn’t long until fully digital consumer cameras made this cumbersome process — and analog electronic cameras — obsolete.

[ From MacUser – December, 1989 ]

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[ Retro Scan of the Week ] Donkey King

Monday, November 19th, 2007

Donkey King AdvertisementHmm. I wonder what game this is a copy of?

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[ Retro Scan of the Week ] Fishing for Dolphins

Monday, November 12th, 2007
Data-Ed Teco Monitor Dolphin Ad

Dolphins are losers. Or is it the other way around?

Welcome to the world’s most bizarre and confusing vintage computer ad. The headline of the ad reads “hook a winner*,” but upon examining further down the page, you’ll notice that the footnote asterisk sits halfway between the words “dolphin” and “winner.”

So what exactly were they trying to say? “Hook a winner, not a dolphin” or “Hook a winner — like a dolphin”? Either way, who hooks dolphins?

“Damn, it’s another dolphin; gotta throw him back.”

[ From BYTE Magazine, May 1981 ]

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[ Retro Scan of the Week ] The Voice — Odyssey 2 Speech Synthesizer

Monday, November 5th, 2007

Odyssey 2 Voice Flier

I acquired this slick brochure promoting “The Voice” some years ago when I bought a nice collection of Odyssey 2 stuff. The Voice add-on unit apparently added speech synthesizer capabilities (and enhanced sound effects, according to the flier) to Magnavox’s Odyssey 2 console. I don’t own a “The Voice,” but I’ve always wanted one. They’re very rare, so if anybody has one they don’t want anymore, let me know.

Did anyone out there have one of these units?

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[ Retro Scan of the Week ] The $129 Dollar Numeric Keypad

Monday, October 29th, 2007
Kensington Macintosh ADB Numeric Keypad

Taking the top prize for most overpriced computer product ever is the “Kensington NoteBook KeyPad.” I actually happen to own one of these, although I picked it up for free at a hamfest. It’s quite honestly nothing special — just an external ADB keypad with a construction similar to any keyboard of the time.

I pose this question to you, dear readers: is any numeric keypad worth $129? Even in 1993? Certainly the Kensington KeyPad’s exorbitant price put it in parity with Apple’s hyperexpensive products in the early 1990s. But why would anyone buy a numeric keypad for the modern equivalent of $186? I suspect lack of competition in the numeric Mac keypad market had something to do with it.

[ From The Apple Catalog, Spring 1993 ]

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[ Retro Scan of the Week ] Halloween Caption Contest

Monday, October 22nd, 2007

VCG Halloween Caption Contest Image

Halloween will soon be upon us, and you know what that means. That’s right! It’s time for VC&G’s 5th caption contest.

Your task? Simply write the funniest caption you can think of for the image above. Anyone out there may enter the contest as many times as they want by writing a comment on this post. I will select the winning caption a week from today and post the result. The winner will receive an autographed*, heavily used copy of Pac-Man for the Atari 2600, which I will mail to him/her if he/she lives in the United States.

But of course, it’s not really about winning; it’s about the self-satisfaction you’ll gain by entertaining your peers and the joy of participating in a community event.

So join in the fun. Let’s see what you guys can come up with for this one.

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* Autographed by Ulaf Silchov.